The Shortest Horror Story Ever

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supersonicbionic:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

 

Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

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leupstripes:

…told you he wouldn’t take it off.

Ahahaha, This is the best thing ever.

leupstripes:

…told you he wouldn’t take it off.

Ahahaha, This is the best thing ever.

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leupstripes:

Pfft, Nef is totally a wizard!
Just, um, a wizard who… uses psionics instead of magic? Yes. 8D

disregard the fact that this completely ruins the definition of wizard


I’m sorry, but it had to be done.

I am a terrible person

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leupstripes:




Last three?Tch. Nef’s on board. WE GOT THIS.(even if he will prance around and flail and whine loudly and with great disdain about all the rotted undead flesh about…)

John Taylor, Harry Dresden, and Nefirian.
You broke my wizard combo, Valenth. :I

leupstripes:

Last three?
Tch. Nef’s on board. WE GOT THIS.
(even if he will prance around and flail and whine loudly and with great disdain about all the rotted undead flesh about…)


John Taylor, Harry Dresden, and Nefirian.

You broke my wizard combo, Valenth. :I

(Source: creaseintime, via leupstripes)

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sonybaloney:

Colin Mochrie is my spirit animal

sonybaloney:

Colin Mochrie is my spirit animal

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tacomuncho:

OH MY GOD.

I need this. On my blog.

(Source: purplebananasocks, via itswalky)

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dresdencodak:

Reblog this if you’d like me (Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak), to make a UK appearance!  I’ve been getting a lot of requests to do this lately, so let’s see what you’ve got.

Heh, I’m not from the UK, but I think all your readers that are would appreciate a chance to meet you.

dresdencodak:

Reblog this if you’d like me (Aaron Diaz of Dresden Codak), to make a UK appearance!  I’ve been getting a lot of requests to do this lately, so let’s see what you’ve got.


Heh, I’m not from the UK, but I think all your readers that are would appreciate a chance to meet you.

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iaculum started following you

hatsanddoctorwho:

Hi!


Hello!

(Damn it all my gifs are LOTR.)

((But then again that isn’t a bad thing.))

(Source: where-do-you-want-to-start)

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leupstripes:

sixar:

Here are the fullsizes of Valenth’s April Fool’s pet— the “Neo Paco”. I went for something miraleupak-like, but with a little bit more apparent “effort” to make it a little less obvious.
Reasons why these are a joke:*Pacos instil hilarious reactions of rage and disgust in many members of the community*Colour outside ALL the lines*These took all of forty-five minutes total*The description makes sense when you consider the working title for these were “Lolpacos”
Also the concept of invisible shinies was utterly hysterical, so we did that too.

So yeah. Sixy came up with this idea and I freaking loved it, so we ran with it.She wasn’t expecting them to come out so absolutely adorable, but I insist I would absolutely die to have a sheet full of stickers of these things or something.
I wrote/came up with the absolutely ridiculous news post for this, which has been strikeouted outstracked struck out but left up on Valenth for posterity and for shameful finger wagging in the future. Apparently all it takes to make me laugh to the point of tears is flipping a few images upside down and adding sparkles to things. Simple minds and all that…
Anyway, you should give Sixar your love because she is awesome and I miss her adoptables and artwork an awful lot and I may inflict bodily harm if you do not.

Oh my gosh, these are hilarious. There was many giggles when I discovered these. Many, many giggles indeed.
Please excuse me I’m going to go adopt as many of these as I can.

leupstripes:

sixar:

Here are the fullsizes of Valenth’s April Fool’s pet— the “Neo Paco”. I went for something miraleupak-like, but with a little bit more apparent “effort” to make it a little less obvious.

Reasons why these are a joke:
*Pacos instil hilarious reactions of rage and disgust in many members of the community
*Colour outside ALL the lines
*These took all of forty-five minutes total
*The description makes sense when you consider the working title for these were “Lolpacos”

Also the concept of invisible shinies was utterly hysterical, so we did that too.

So yeah. Sixy came up with this idea and I freaking loved it, so we ran with it.
She wasn’t expecting them to come out so absolutely adorable, but I insist I would absolutely die to have a sheet full of stickers of these things or something.

I wrote/came up with the absolutely ridiculous news post for this, which has been strikeouted outstracked struck out but left up on Valenth for posterity and for shameful finger wagging in the future.
Apparently all it takes to make me laugh to the point of tears is flipping a few images upside down and adding sparkles to things. Simple minds and all that…

Anyway, you should give Sixar your love because she is awesome and I miss her adoptables and artwork an awful lot and I may inflict bodily harm if you do not.


Oh my gosh, these are hilarious. There was many giggles when I discovered these. Many, many giggles indeed.

Please excuse me I’m going to go adopt as many of these as I can.

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

maxveers:

ichbinkim:

aw yes I love this video so much

Obligatory reblog.

(Source: staybrutalalex)

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crispyfishsticks:

YAHNDRALL.  I AM TRYING TO WORK.  WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT DEADLINES.

 Ahahahaha, my cat does that to me all the time. “Oh, you’re trying to work? Why don’t I just cut off all circulation to your hand.”

crispyfishsticks:

YAHNDRALL.  I AM TRYING TO WORK.  WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT DEADLINES.

 Ahahahaha, my cat does that to me all the time. “Oh, you’re trying to work? Why don’t I just cut off all circulation to your hand.”

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SphinxKitten!

crispyfishsticks:

If you had a blog or art gallery somewhere devoted entirely to these little chibi-sphinxes, I would be SO there. These guys are adorable and I think it would be awesome to herd them all into one easy-to-find-and-squeal-over place.

SphinxKitten!

Still missing a few but that’ll be fixed tonight. XD

 Ahahahahahahaha. So much GLEE.

A gallery entirely devoted to SphinxCuddles. My dreams have come true.

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